Why can’t I search NSFW things on mobile? Fucking shit >:( doesn’t help that I have the windows phone and all the apps kinda suck
This chick in my breastfeeding book looks like Michael Jackson haha
Two scientists order a drink. The first says, “I’ll take an H2O”. The second says, “I’ll have an H2O, too”. The first enjoys his water. The second dies.
i just fell in love with a paragraph?
How can you be so in love so quickly…
when someone remembers little things like that >
This is so unbelievably gorgeous
i will never forgive myself for the typo in this bye forever
The only caffeine free drink I could find that wasn’t water. Its so good!
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen