Why can’t I search NSFW things on mobile? Fucking shit >:( doesn’t help that I have the windows phone and all the apps kinda suck

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9 months ago
This chick in my breastfeeding book looks like Michael Jackson haha

This chick in my breastfeeding book looks like Michael Jackson haha

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9 months ago

My favorite joke :)

Two scientists order a drink. The first says, “I’ll take an H2O”. The second says, “I’ll have an H2O, too”. The first enjoys his water. The second dies.

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9 months ago
extrasad:

with-feathers-in-her-red-hair:

outsiduhr:

mikaylabieber5511:

toxic-ponies:

i just fell in love with a paragraph?

How can you be so in love so quickly…

when someone remembers little things like that >

This is so unbelievably gorgeous

i will never forgive myself for the typo in this bye forever 

extrasad:

with-feathers-in-her-red-hair:

outsiduhr:

mikaylabieber5511:

toxic-ponies:

i just fell in love with a paragraph?

How can you be so in love so quickly…

when someone remembers little things like that >

This is so unbelievably gorgeous

i will never forgive myself for the typo in this bye forever 

(via rollonrollercoaster)

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Posted
10 months ago
The only caffeine free drink I could find that wasn’t water. Its so good!

The only caffeine free drink I could find that wasn’t water. Its so good!

Posted
10 months ago

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

(Source: witchykiss, via sockleton)

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10 months ago